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Angels are Ugly

I've got a fever and the only cure is more dead angels.

Is that because they make me sick?

I'm starting to remember why I hunt their kind. They're much too ugly not to put them out of their misery.

Always barking orders yapping on about something or other.

My Inferno friends love making a meal of them though.

But, I suppose they aren't any better. Because of my deal with the Devil, if I don't fight angels I lose vitality and risk spending an eternity in Inferno.

It's immortality for me or I'm doomed!


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